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♪

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[beeps]

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All right the happy couple
is three minutes out.

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This is so romantic.

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This lady has no idea
she's about to adopt a kid

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and then get proposed to
on the same day.

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Couple goals!

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Yeah. Wow.

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Just what every woman wants.

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To take care of two living
things until they die.

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What a great way
to start a marriage.

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Through deception.

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I hid Maya's ring
in a cupcake.

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And then I forgot about it,
and I ate it.

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And then I went to the hospital.

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Okay. Places, people.

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You're coming, you're coming,
we're all going.

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Here you go.

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[Victoria] Good!
Good, good, good. Good.

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- [notification alert]
They're here. They're here!

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Glad we didn't
overcomplicate this.

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Jessica broke up with me
in the parking lot.

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Congratulations!

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[doves chitter]

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♪ [vocalizing]

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I miss bath crayons.

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You know, you're soakin',
you're drawin'.

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You make a mistake,
you scrub it off the tub.

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You fall asleep, you drown
in two inches of water.

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Sorry.

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I finished that story
the way I wanted it to end.

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[radio static]
[Dispatch] Dispatch to Truck 12.

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There's an emotional support
donkey loose

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in Seattle Grace Hospital.

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Truck 12 responding.

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Hmm. A creature known
only for kicking

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as a support animal.

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At least they're already
near the ER.

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When I was a boy,
I had a hermit crab

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with the patience of an angel.

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Turns out it was just a shell.

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Nothing inside. But...

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that shell got me through
some really hard times.

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[Emily] Hey, guys.
I've gotten a few calls about

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a deceased raccoon
in the middle of Boylston Ave,

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Olive Road.
Can you pick him up?

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Starting the morning
with a splat.

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We're on it.
Do you wanna scoop the splat,

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or do you wanna be a bag duty?

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If it's a flat splat,
I'll scoop.

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-Mm-hmm.
-They're actually kinda fun.

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It's like peeling off
nail polish.

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Okay, you guys realize

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you're still
on the radio, right?

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Uh... no, we're not, I...

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I still got
my finger on the button.

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-Yeah.
-Yeah.

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It's just a little
too soon, guys.

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The raccoon had a family.

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It's just shop talk.

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You can't take the heat,
you get outta the kitchen.

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[Emily] Well, I'm trying to,

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but you keep holding down
the button.

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-Oh, whoops.
-Your thumb is on it!

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So, a volunteer said the donkey
got spooked when a patient

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rang the "done with chemo" bell.

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[metal clattering]

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[donkey brays]

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[Frank] Oh.

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Hope this isn't contagious.

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Hello there,
you rough draft of a horse.

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[Frank] There you go.

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All right. Nice.

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[man] This place stinks!

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Nothing good on the TV.
And what the hell keeps beepin?

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It can't be.

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[door slams]

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-It's definitely him.
-Yeah.

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-What happened, Dad?
-Nothing.

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I just love hangin' around
in hospitals.

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I had a heart attack!

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Ya boob.

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Papa Shaw, no!

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-Are you okay?
-I'm gonna be fine.

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Shoot. Maybe we could get
a second opinion?

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You can ask your new
girlfriend here.

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There's that classic
Shaw family love language. Hate.

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I'm gonna call Patrick.
I assume you were

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too proud to notify
any of your other children?

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I'm not proud of anything
involving my children.

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You know, it's weird
that someone with

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a charcoal briquette
for a heart

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could even have
a heart attack.

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Yeah, a lotta love
being hurled around in here.

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Can you get that ass
outta my room?

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[donkey snorts]

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You're gonna have to be
more specific.

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Did you see the look
on that dead raccoon's face?

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He was like...

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No, he was more like...

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-Like, scared.
-Yeah.

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-Yeah.
-[Emily] Hey, Patel.

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I have some bad news, uh...

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Somehow all of the food
that was donated for

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your community outreach event
caught on fire.

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Wh-- wh-what?

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[Patel] How does that
even happen?

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Yeah, well, we think
it might've been a spark

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from an electrical wire.
I mean, Roman's contractors

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really cut a lot of
corners putting

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this place together, so...

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Also, his crew had the worst
catcalling game.

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Lotta repeats.

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Yeah, I do agree with that.

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Um, luckily the fire
was contained, but,

116
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yeah, all the food
is obviously ruined.

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I need all that kibble.

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We open up the kennel on
Wednesdays to give away

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free food to the public.
What am I supposed to do?

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Just, like, sit there
and take in the frowns

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and the disappointment
like I'm at home?

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Well, I would just restock.
I mean, you still have money

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in the outreach budget, right?

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Yeah, that's a good point.

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I don't have any of the money!
I blew through all of it

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for the Sip n' Snip.

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I shouldn't have got
those swag bags!

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Again, still holding down
the button!

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-Oh!
- What do you mean

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the money's gone?
-I gotta stop doing that.

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- [Emily rambling]
-Turn her off.

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You just have to get creative.

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I'll help you.

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Thanks.

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Did you start the fire?

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Accidentally, yeah, I did.
I started the fire.

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But- I was smoking weed
in there.

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Mm-hmm. So, let me
get this straight.

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You were getting high
by the dry goods

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at the place where you work.

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I wasn't getting high.
It was one joint.

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Would it kill you
to get me a cheeseburger?

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Dad, are you okay?

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I brought you calla lilies.
Mom's favorite.

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Did you get those
at the same drugstore

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you buy your tampons?

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Thanks for coming.
He needed a fresh target.

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Good news, Mr. Shaw.

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Your numbers have stabilized,
so we're gonna discharge you.

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Oh, hey!
Let the healing begin.

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You sure you don't need
to keep him for, like,

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a month or two?

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Yeah, we'll sign off on any
unnecessary exams and probes.

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The nurses have
made it very clear.

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If we don't discharge him
as soon as possible,

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they will strike.

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Wow. Banned from a Denny's,
a church, and now a hospital.

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-Kind of on a hot streak.
-[Jimmy] Whatever.

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I'm going home.

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Little miss.

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You get my trousers
and look away.

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I...

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He should make a full recovery,
but he'll need to be monitored.

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I suggest he stay with
one of you for the week.

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[both] Not it!
Nose goes.

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-Rock, paper, scissors.
-Best out of five.

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[both] Rock, paper, scissors,
shoot.

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Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

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Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

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A smart guy would do
paper right now.

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Then do it, smart guy.

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Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

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Tap! Ow!

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Come on.

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This is our father
that we're talking about.

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You're right.
This isn't a game.

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First one to the medical
waste bin

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around the corner wins.
-Okay.

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I don't agree with anything
that brought us here,

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but I love a competition.

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On your marks.

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And...

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Go!

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[crash sounds]

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[both groaning]

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♪

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[woman gasps]

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♪

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I hope you enjoy
emptying bedpa--

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Ah!

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[laughing]

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[laughing]

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Ha! Ha! I win!

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Yeah, only because I got doored.

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Doesn't matter.

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[sing-song] 'Cause you have
to take Dad.

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You have to take Dad.

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Oh. Oh...

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♪

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I don't know how to work
this crap.

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Yeah, that's the idea.

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Keep you distracted
for a couple hours.

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I almost forgot,
if you need anything,

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anything at all...

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Whistle for Frank.

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Here we go, Mr. Shaw.

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[high-pitched tweet]
-Ow!

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Keep this kid from
messing around back there.

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Are you trying to take
my wallet?

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I took your wallet,
and keys.

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And as fun as it
would be to watch,

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Doc says you can't drive.

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So, I'm stuck in
this frickin' dump?

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Okay, well, as the owner
of this house,

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dump feels like a strong word.

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I mean, have you seen
the new backsplash?

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Scooter Munchkin here
is your landlord?

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How are you still
renting at your age?

219
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Well, you could stay
at my place, Dad.

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But remember, the condo board
deemed you as undesirable.

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Hey, hey, hey.

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One of you knuckleheads

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go and get my sweater
back at the house.

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The blue one.

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I cannot do it.
I'm still at work.

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I got an active DUI
checkpoint going right now.

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Dad, goodbye. Frank...

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I'm turning off my phone.

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Shred, the backsplash
is amazing.

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I need my sweater.

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I'm not driving to your house
to get your sweater.

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You can borrow one of mine.

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Oh, just give me a second
to find the itchiest one.

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[high-pitched tweet]

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Fine, I'll pick it up
during lunch.

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Unless you wanna have an even
bigger heart attack right now

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and just be done with it?

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No? All right.

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I'll leave that with you.
And Mr. Shaw...

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these lights are on a dimmer,
if that helps you relax.

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Maybe we can still
give this away if we just say

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it's been slow-roasted?

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Yeah, yeah, these carcinogens
probably taste great.

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-[Victoria] Hi.
-Hi. Sorry.

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The, uh, donation center's
temporarily closed.

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We are, uh,
out of inventory right now.

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I'd actually like to make
a donation.

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I don't need
this food anymore,

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my... cat passed away.

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Oh.

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Well, let me just
take this moment to say...

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Your cat has amazing timing.

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Thank you!
Sorry for your loss.

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We need pet food.

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But you know who doesn't?

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Dead pets.

257
00:09:00,747 --> 00:09:03,419
Wait, I hope you're not
suggesting that we kill pets.

258
00:09:03,419 --> 00:09:06,359
No, but I think I have a plan.

259
00:09:07,027 --> 00:09:09,331
Yeah, now I gotta
check in with my dumb dad

260
00:09:09,364 --> 00:09:10,199
every couple of hours.

261
00:09:10,433 --> 00:09:12,706
Because of a major cardiac
event he experienced.

262
00:09:12,739 --> 00:09:13,974
He's gonna outlive us all.

263
00:09:13,974 --> 00:09:15,645
He told me that
on my 10th birthday.

264
00:09:15,678 --> 00:09:16,379
And now he's at my house,

265
00:09:16,613 --> 00:09:18,216
probably rifling through
all my stuff.

266
00:09:18,216 --> 00:09:20,220
Are you worried he's gonna
find your diary?

267
00:09:20,220 --> 00:09:23,326
It's a captain's log
and he's never gonna find it.

268
00:09:23,326 --> 00:09:25,062
I have it hidden behind--

269
00:09:25,096 --> 00:09:26,833
Oh. Nice try.

270
00:09:27,334 --> 00:09:28,804
[sighs]

271
00:09:28,838 --> 00:09:30,407
Wait, what's that,
what's that rustling sound?

272
00:09:30,440 --> 00:09:31,676
Is that potato chips?

273
00:09:31,709 --> 00:09:33,279
No, that would be crinklier.

274
00:09:33,313 --> 00:09:34,115
No, no, Frank is

275
00:09:34,348 --> 00:09:36,853
stress eating sugar-free
gummy worms right now.

276
00:09:36,853 --> 00:09:38,957
Look, I've been grinding
my teeth lately.

277
00:09:38,957 --> 00:09:41,228
It's a dissolvable
bite guard, okay?

278
00:09:41,262 --> 00:09:43,266
You eat all the sweet treats
you need, buddy, it's...

279
00:09:43,266 --> 00:09:45,737
It's tough taking care of
an aging parent, it really is.

280
00:09:45,771 --> 00:09:47,440
Your mom's, like, 45.
Whatever.

281
00:09:47,474 --> 00:09:49,813
Uh, actually,
my mom just turned 50,

282
00:09:49,846 --> 00:09:50,815
and I can't wait
to take care of her

283
00:09:51,082 --> 00:09:53,754
'cause she's gonna be such
a fun roommate, she really is.

284
00:09:53,787 --> 00:09:56,492
[Patel] Yep. Aging parents
can be tough.

285
00:09:56,492 --> 00:09:57,796
Not for me, personally.

286
00:09:57,829 --> 00:09:59,031
I got all these
siblings and cousins.

287
00:09:59,064 --> 00:10:00,734
I'm never gonna
have to worry about it.

288
00:10:00,734 --> 00:10:02,838
Yeah, my sister's
on the hook for our parents

289
00:10:02,872 --> 00:10:05,243
'cause she's a hospice nurse,
so she's, like, really sweet

290
00:10:05,276 --> 00:10:06,445
about gross old people.

291
00:10:06,445 --> 00:10:07,247
[Patel] Yeah, they're gross.

292
00:10:07,414 --> 00:10:09,451
[phone rings]
-[Patel] We're both lucky.

293
00:10:09,451 --> 00:10:11,021
-Hi, Emily.
-Hey, Frank.

294
00:10:11,055 --> 00:10:13,426
Your, um... your dad is here.

295
00:10:13,459 --> 00:10:15,464
[Frank] What? Ugh!

296
00:10:15,464 --> 00:10:17,000
Look, he senses heat
like the Predator.

297
00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:19,739
My best advice is to cover
yourself in mud and don't move.

298
00:10:19,772 --> 00:10:21,877
[Emily] He's been strongly
requesting his sweater.

299
00:10:21,910 --> 00:10:23,747
I offered him
my office cardigan,

300
00:10:23,747 --> 00:10:26,151
and he said he does not
like balloon sleeves.

301
00:10:26,185 --> 00:10:27,788
You have my permission
to put him down.

302
00:10:27,822 --> 00:10:29,358
I wanna watch
the Mariner game.

303
00:10:29,391 --> 00:10:30,293
Okay. Yeah.

304
00:10:30,561 --> 00:10:32,531
We can set you up on the iPad
until Frank gets back.

305
00:10:32,531 --> 00:10:34,669
And bring me
my sweater, dipstick.

306
00:10:35,137 --> 00:10:37,307
Yeah, and bring
the sweater, dipstick.

307
00:10:37,341 --> 00:10:38,977
Sorry, Frank.

308
00:10:41,883 --> 00:10:43,653
-Don't look at me.
-Okay.

309
00:10:46,125 --> 00:10:49,364
No pine tar players
who aren't fat.

310
00:10:49,398 --> 00:10:52,170
Baseball's not the same game.

311
00:10:52,203 --> 00:10:53,072
Mm-hmm.

312
00:10:54,407 --> 00:10:55,911
Oh, sorry, um,

313
00:10:55,944 --> 00:10:57,815
I can change that if you
wanna watch something else.

314
00:10:57,848 --> 00:10:58,482
No, this is a good one.

315
00:10:58,650 --> 00:11:00,119
Pedro and Gemma
get into a fight.

316
00:11:00,152 --> 00:11:01,923
Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait.
Are-are you telling me

317
00:11:01,923 --> 00:11:03,794
that you watch Hot Pursuit?

318
00:11:03,827 --> 00:11:05,831
Well, at first I thought
it was a cop show,

319
00:11:05,864 --> 00:11:06,700
and then it got its hooks
in me.

320
00:11:06,933 --> 00:11:09,371
It's literally my favorite
dating show of all time.

321
00:11:09,405 --> 00:11:10,508
We have to turn the volume up.

322
00:11:10,541 --> 00:11:12,076
Throw the subtitles on too.

323
00:11:12,110 --> 00:11:15,217
Definitely. I can never
understand what Gemma is saying.

324
00:11:16,152 --> 00:11:19,492
A donation like this would be
a wonderful way to honor

325
00:11:19,526 --> 00:11:21,028
the memory of Rusty.

326
00:11:21,061 --> 00:11:24,201
Yeah, now that he's crossed
over the Rainbow Bridge,

327
00:11:24,234 --> 00:11:27,173
his earthly possessions
can be put to good use.

328
00:11:28,009 --> 00:11:30,113
I think Rusty
would've liked that.

329
00:11:30,447 --> 00:11:32,952
Absolutely. Yeah.

330
00:11:33,419 --> 00:11:35,289
Oh, come here, you.

331
00:11:35,624 --> 00:11:37,928
I know this is
a difficult time, but...

332
00:11:37,962 --> 00:11:39,497
may I ask,
did you buy in bulk?

333
00:11:39,932 --> 00:11:42,103
Hey, come here,
just for a second.

334
00:11:42,103 --> 00:11:43,774
There's another service starting

335
00:11:43,807 --> 00:11:45,243
and look at the size
of the gravestone.

336
00:11:45,276 --> 00:11:47,247
You just know
they spoiled their dog.

337
00:11:47,848 --> 00:11:50,487
Please donate before 5:00 PM.
Thank you.

338
00:11:50,521 --> 00:11:52,023
Watch out.

339
00:11:55,565 --> 00:11:58,035
Oh... God.

340
00:11:59,471 --> 00:12:00,841
Another great ep.

341
00:12:00,841 --> 00:12:02,277
Though I don't know how
they can legally call

342
00:12:02,277 --> 00:12:05,016
any of those things
bathing suits, but...

343
00:12:05,016 --> 00:12:07,120
Well, it's good that
you have this show.

344
00:12:07,153 --> 00:12:08,089
Yeah.

345
00:12:08,322 --> 00:12:09,926
Wait, what do you mean?

346
00:12:09,959 --> 00:12:12,030
Nothing. It fills a void
for you, it's good.

347
00:12:12,464 --> 00:12:15,938
Okay, well, you don't actually
know that much about me, so.

348
00:12:15,972 --> 00:12:17,608
Well, I was a detective
for 30 years.

349
00:12:17,642 --> 00:12:18,978
I can draw a few conclusions.

350
00:12:19,011 --> 00:12:20,346
-Please don't.
-You have a...

351
00:12:20,380 --> 00:12:22,050
small bald spot

352
00:12:22,083 --> 00:12:24,054
in an irregular location
on your scalp.

353
00:12:24,087 --> 00:12:25,825
-No.
-You're a worrier.

354
00:12:25,825 --> 00:12:27,595
And you're a workaholic.

355
00:12:27,629 --> 00:12:29,197
And clearly you're not married,

356
00:12:29,231 --> 00:12:32,070
based on that
withering ring finger.

357
00:12:32,604 --> 00:12:34,107
Excuse me. Um...

358
00:12:34,140 --> 00:12:36,311
I am actually very happy
with my life,

359
00:12:36,345 --> 00:12:39,351
and I am not in a rush
for any of that stuff.

360
00:12:39,384 --> 00:12:41,924
Well, part of the issue
is how you dress.

361
00:12:41,990 --> 00:12:43,527
What's with the blazer?

362
00:12:43,527 --> 00:12:45,229
You win the Masters?

363
00:12:48,069 --> 00:12:50,340
The homeowner said she's been
hearing a scuttling sound

364
00:12:50,373 --> 00:12:52,410
coming from up there
for the past two weeks,

365
00:12:52,410 --> 00:12:55,283
and she said it's less of a
shhk-shhk-shhk-shhk-shhk,

366
00:12:55,283 --> 00:12:57,387
and more of a
tick-tick-tick-tick-kk-kk.

367
00:12:57,453 --> 00:13:00,426
Huh. Annoying and unhelpful
as usual, thanks.

368
00:13:00,460 --> 00:13:02,932
[phone rings]

369
00:13:03,232 --> 00:13:05,871
Hey, Emily.
Putting you on speaker.

370
00:13:05,905 --> 00:13:08,176
Hi, Frank, yeah,
your father's a nightmare.

371
00:13:08,209 --> 00:13:09,879
So, his condition
hasn't changed.

372
00:13:09,912 --> 00:13:10,647
Sounds like you 86'd him?

373
00:13:10,881 --> 00:13:13,520
Darn right, I put him
in the parking lot.

374
00:13:13,553 --> 00:13:14,354
Isn't it about to rain?

375
00:13:14,555 --> 00:13:16,191
[Emily] Yes, so please
come pick him up.

376
00:13:16,224 --> 00:13:19,264
I am gonna go journal. Bye.

377
00:13:25,176 --> 00:13:26,211
[phone rings]

378
00:13:26,245 --> 00:13:28,282
[thunder cracks]

379
00:13:28,617 --> 00:13:29,318
[Jimmy] What?

380
00:13:29,552 --> 00:13:31,254
I'm sending a cab
to take you to my house.

381
00:13:31,288 --> 00:13:34,461
I'm not getting into some
driverless robot car.

382
00:13:34,461 --> 00:13:37,500
No, I said a cab, probably
driven by another

383
00:13:37,534 --> 00:13:39,037
half-blind old man like you.

384
00:13:39,070 --> 00:13:39,805
It's going to start raining.

385
00:13:39,972 --> 00:13:41,976
[Jimmy] I do just fine
in the rain.

386
00:13:42,010 --> 00:13:44,280
Ask the Viet Cong.

387
00:13:47,588 --> 00:13:48,590
[yells]

388
00:13:49,626 --> 00:13:50,961
[yells]

389
00:13:51,161 --> 00:13:52,998
Are you-- are you all right?

390
00:13:53,032 --> 00:13:55,403
Yeah. I'm fine.
No! I'm not.

391
00:13:55,403 --> 00:13:56,940
He's probably gonna
catch pneumonia,

392
00:13:56,940 --> 00:13:58,476
and then I'll be stuck
with him indefinitely.

393
00:13:58,510 --> 00:14:01,114
Him: slowly fusing to
the fabric in the couch.

394
00:14:01,148 --> 00:14:03,452
Me, explaining what happened
to the old host of Jeopardy!

395
00:14:03,485 --> 00:14:05,322
That's my life, forever!

396
00:14:07,562 --> 00:14:09,030
[chittering]
-Ahh!

397
00:14:09,064 --> 00:14:10,634
-Ahh!
-Shred, quick!

398
00:14:11,468 --> 00:14:13,439
Hey, are you okay?

399
00:14:13,472 --> 00:14:14,441
[Frank holds his breath]

400
00:14:14,474 --> 00:14:16,445
All right, you're
scaring me a little bit.

401
00:14:16,445 --> 00:14:17,548
Vision's goin' blurry.

402
00:14:17,581 --> 00:14:19,585
Just gonna take a closer look
at the floor.

403
00:14:19,618 --> 00:14:21,188
Wait. Frank?

404
00:14:21,222 --> 00:14:23,960
Frank, I only know how to do
CPR on a dog.

405
00:14:23,993 --> 00:14:25,531
-I need you to get up. Ahh!
[animal chitters]

406
00:14:25,564 --> 00:14:26,733
Ahh! Ahh...

407
00:14:27,066 --> 00:14:29,003
Haven't you done enough?

408
00:14:31,610 --> 00:14:34,414
[beeping]

409
00:14:34,447 --> 00:14:36,085
OMG, look who's here!

410
00:14:36,118 --> 00:14:38,355
You remember Patel.

411
00:14:38,355 --> 00:14:40,493
Victoria. Emily.

412
00:14:40,493 --> 00:14:41,395
Dude, I didn't hit my head.

413
00:14:41,428 --> 00:14:42,330
[Emily] We came
as soon as we heard.

414
00:14:42,631 --> 00:14:45,336
Well, as soon as we could
make out what Shred was saying

415
00:14:45,370 --> 00:14:46,072
in between sobs.

416
00:14:46,105 --> 00:14:48,009
Okay guys, I'm fine.

417
00:14:48,042 --> 00:14:49,110
Unless I'm not, of course.

418
00:14:49,144 --> 00:14:50,246
Well, we're here for you, buddy.

419
00:14:50,279 --> 00:14:51,081
You got a plan
for this sherbet?

420
00:14:51,315 --> 00:14:53,385
Oh, and don't worry, Frank.
Your dad is okay.

421
00:14:53,419 --> 00:14:55,056
-I didn't ask.
-He's down in the car.

422
00:14:55,090 --> 00:14:56,727
And can I just say,
I am surprised this is

423
00:14:56,760 --> 00:14:58,162
your first heart episode,

424
00:14:58,162 --> 00:15:00,166
Mr. Shaw! Good news.

425
00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:01,669
Your EKG results are normal.

426
00:15:01,736 --> 00:15:02,972
-[Shred] Yes!
-Yes! I knew it.

427
00:15:03,006 --> 00:15:05,009
My heart is awesome.
Yours all suck.

428
00:15:05,009 --> 00:15:07,013
Yeah, it seems this incident
was simply caused by

429
00:15:07,013 --> 00:15:08,382
excessive flatulence.

430
00:15:08,415 --> 00:15:09,284
[Emily] Oh.

431
00:15:09,519 --> 00:15:11,756
Thank you, doctor,
for waiting until

432
00:15:11,789 --> 00:15:14,762
all my co-workers were present
to give me that diagnosis.

433
00:15:14,795 --> 00:15:16,733
Could we get
that report in writing?

434
00:15:16,766 --> 00:15:17,535
We'd love to frame it.

435
00:15:17,735 --> 00:15:19,839
Have you had any
sugar-free foods recently?

436
00:15:19,872 --> 00:15:23,479
Yes. My man was mainlining
sugar-free gummy worms all day.

437
00:15:23,479 --> 00:15:25,483
Well, that would do it.
We found high amounts of

438
00:15:25,518 --> 00:15:27,454
sorbitol in your blood,
which can contribute

439
00:15:27,487 --> 00:15:30,093
to chest pain
and high levels of gas.

440
00:15:30,093 --> 00:15:33,032
Yeah, I was here when
the nurse released it, and, uh,

441
00:15:33,332 --> 00:15:35,136
I will never forget
what I heard.

442
00:15:35,169 --> 00:15:35,837
[Frank] Stop, stop.

443
00:15:36,037 --> 00:15:38,209
Listen, I don't
usually eat this way.

444
00:15:38,242 --> 00:15:40,614
I track all my macros
across three different apps.

445
00:15:40,647 --> 00:15:41,649
I'm just...

446
00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:43,285
wound a little tight today.

447
00:15:43,319 --> 00:15:45,055
Well, today was a false alarm.

448
00:15:45,055 --> 00:15:47,093
But with your family history
of heart disease,

449
00:15:47,127 --> 00:15:49,532
it's important that
you manage your stress.

450
00:15:51,101 --> 00:15:54,374
You know, I still have
a lot to process, so...

451
00:15:54,374 --> 00:15:56,647
I'm gonna have to ask
all of you to leave the room.

452
00:15:56,847 --> 00:15:58,382
- Absolutely.
- Of course.

453
00:15:58,448 --> 00:15:59,552
Immediately.

454
00:15:59,586 --> 00:16:00,253
[Emily] Yeah.

455
00:16:00,453 --> 00:16:02,524
No, we gotta go.
We gotta go right now.

456
00:16:02,524 --> 00:16:04,127
-We gotta go right now!
-Go-go-go-go!

457
00:16:04,161 --> 00:16:04,929
[Victoria] Yes!

458
00:16:05,163 --> 00:16:07,100
Okay, I just got a message
from that family

459
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:08,435
who buried their poodle.

460
00:16:08,469 --> 00:16:11,342
Two bags of food and
a gently used dog bed.

461
00:16:11,510 --> 00:16:14,114
At this rate,
I'm gonna need a second shed.

462
00:16:14,114 --> 00:16:16,251
Hey, guys, I just got
a pretty weird call.

463
00:16:16,251 --> 00:16:17,019
A man said that you were

464
00:16:17,186 --> 00:16:19,826
soliciting him during
his cat's funeral?

465
00:16:19,859 --> 00:16:20,727
-Mmhmm.
-No, we didn't mean to interrupt

466
00:16:21,028 --> 00:16:23,466
the service, it was just a super
long moment of silence.

467
00:16:23,499 --> 00:16:24,168
What?

468
00:16:24,368 --> 00:16:24,936
Actually, we brought
them closure.

469
00:16:25,336 --> 00:16:28,309
And scored a bunch of
free stuff. Up top.

470
00:16:28,342 --> 00:16:31,817
Look, your job is very hard,
but it has turned you into,

471
00:16:31,850 --> 00:16:33,118
and I say this with love,

472
00:16:33,152 --> 00:16:34,187
soulless monsters.

473
00:16:34,420 --> 00:16:36,559
Uh... soulless monsters with
a kennel full of new dog food.

474
00:16:36,592 --> 00:16:38,730
-Take a look at that kennel.
-Have you been out there?

475
00:16:38,763 --> 00:16:40,166
-Yeah.
-Yeah.

476
00:16:40,199 --> 00:16:42,571
Okay. Um, look.
I'm a cool boss, I am.

477
00:16:42,571 --> 00:16:44,408
Everyone knows it,
everyone's talking about it,

478
00:16:44,441 --> 00:16:46,244
and I know that you guys
use gallows humor

479
00:16:46,278 --> 00:16:48,282
to get through the day,
but this has gone too far.

480
00:16:48,282 --> 00:16:50,320
I really think you need
to talk to somebody about it.

481
00:16:50,353 --> 00:16:51,589
You mean like an open mic?

482
00:16:51,622 --> 00:16:53,358
'Cause I've been working
on this joke about

483
00:16:53,358 --> 00:16:54,461
the headless rabbits we found.

484
00:16:54,494 --> 00:16:56,265
You've heard of
a hairless head,

485
00:16:56,298 --> 00:16:57,768
but have you heard of a--
-[Emily] Okay.

486
00:16:57,801 --> 00:16:58,836
Don't wanna hear
the end of that.

487
00:16:59,070 --> 00:17:01,643
Um, no, I meant that there's
a more healthy way to process

488
00:17:01,676 --> 00:17:03,445
the sad things that you see
on the job

489
00:17:03,479 --> 00:17:05,249
than making jokes.
Like therapy.

490
00:17:05,283 --> 00:17:06,920
-We don't need that.
-What?

491
00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:07,554
We don't need that.

492
00:17:07,755 --> 00:17:09,558
It's not good
to bottle stuff up.

493
00:17:09,592 --> 00:17:10,259
Look at Frank.

494
00:17:10,493 --> 00:17:12,464
And how should we be,
what, like you?

495
00:17:12,464 --> 00:17:15,236
Yeah. Yelling at old guys,
leaving them out in a monsoon.

496
00:17:15,269 --> 00:17:17,207
Okay, fine. Be miserable.
I don't really care.

497
00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:18,810
Just don't let it affect
your jobs anymore.

498
00:17:18,844 --> 00:17:20,413
-Mm-kay.
-That's a good plan.

499
00:17:20,479 --> 00:17:21,281
Nice.

500
00:17:26,458 --> 00:17:28,596
I've heard of undressing
people with your eyes,

501
00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:30,700
but hugging people
with your eyes?

502
00:17:30,734 --> 00:17:31,769
It's disturbing.

503
00:17:32,169 --> 00:17:33,673
You really scared me today.

504
00:17:33,706 --> 00:17:34,541
Everything scares you.

505
00:17:34,775 --> 00:17:36,546
I can't say Bloody Mary
three times without you--

506
00:17:36,546 --> 00:17:37,480
Don't.

507
00:17:37,514 --> 00:17:39,217
It's twice this year.
Don't do it.

508
00:17:39,217 --> 00:17:40,587
And I'm serious, man. Okay?

509
00:17:40,621 --> 00:17:42,591
Your dad turns you
into a stress machine,

510
00:17:42,591 --> 00:17:44,728
and that's only gonna
get worse as he gets older.

511
00:17:44,762 --> 00:17:46,465
So, I've brought somebody here

512
00:17:46,498 --> 00:17:49,571
that knows a thing or two
about that.

513
00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:57,153
[donkey brays]

514
00:17:58,488 --> 00:18:00,894
I'll give you two
a second alone.

515
00:18:01,395 --> 00:18:05,469
Someday they'll track a disease
spreading to this very moment.

516
00:18:10,948 --> 00:18:12,484
That is really cute.

517
00:18:12,518 --> 00:18:13,754
Adorable.

518
00:18:13,787 --> 00:18:15,256
See? We feel stuff.

519
00:18:15,256 --> 00:18:16,526
Yeah, we're not monsters.

520
00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:17,995
We just don't dwell
on the negatives.

521
00:18:18,029 --> 00:18:18,931
-Right. Yeah.
-If we were,

522
00:18:19,198 --> 00:18:21,368
we would look at that puppy
over there and we might...

523
00:18:21,368 --> 00:18:23,405
remember some things.

524
00:18:23,438 --> 00:18:24,407
Yeah.

525
00:18:24,909 --> 00:18:26,646
Like what happened on Route 12.

526
00:18:26,679 --> 00:18:28,215
Route 12. I don't--

527
00:18:28,248 --> 00:18:29,585
I don't think
I remember that one.

528
00:18:29,619 --> 00:18:31,388
Route 12 was
the labradoodle puppy.

529
00:18:31,421 --> 00:18:32,858
No, I know.
Of course I remember.

530
00:18:32,858 --> 00:18:34,662
I'm just pushing it down.

531
00:18:37,734 --> 00:18:39,437
What was his name?

532
00:18:40,908 --> 00:18:41,976
Splat.

533
00:18:41,976 --> 00:18:44,280
No.
Seriously, I wanna remember.

534
00:18:44,313 --> 00:18:45,651
It wasn't Splat,
it was Burrito.

535
00:18:45,651 --> 00:18:48,657
Burrito, that's right.
I knew it was something pretty.

536
00:18:48,657 --> 00:18:50,359
Stop, I can feel you
getting upset.

537
00:18:50,392 --> 00:18:52,865
I don't wanna get upset,
so just stop crying.

538
00:18:52,865 --> 00:18:54,502
I'm not up-- [snorts]

539
00:18:54,502 --> 00:18:55,436
Stop.

540
00:18:55,469 --> 00:18:57,508
You remember the kittens
in the well?

541
00:18:57,541 --> 00:18:59,478
Alastair, Pepper,
Buttons and Crosby.

542
00:18:59,512 --> 00:19:01,649
-I think about them every night.
-I think of them every night.

543
00:19:01,649 --> 00:19:03,520
[sobbing] And I don't wanna
think about them anymore.

544
00:19:03,553 --> 00:19:06,258
[sobbing] I don't-- I'm so sick
of thinking of them.

545
00:19:06,291 --> 00:19:08,229
You guys are scaring that child.
What's going on?

546
00:19:08,262 --> 00:19:08,964
You opened the floodgates.

547
00:19:09,164 --> 00:19:10,834
-Everything's gonna die.
-Everything is.

548
00:19:10,868 --> 00:19:13,038
Okay. All right, I'm pulling
you both from the field.

549
00:19:13,038 --> 00:19:14,842
-Let's go.
-Cherish this time.

550
00:19:14,875 --> 00:19:17,480
Because before you know it,
that dog's gonna be gone.

551
00:19:17,515 --> 00:19:18,717
-And your parents.
-No-no-no-no-no.

552
00:19:18,717 --> 00:19:20,419
-Everything.
-Oh, he's gonna be there.

553
00:19:20,453 --> 00:19:21,989
He's gonna be there.
Therapy now.

554
00:19:22,022 --> 00:19:22,925
[Patel sobs]

555
00:19:23,259 --> 00:19:25,463
I don't know, Bucky.

556
00:19:25,463 --> 00:19:29,438
Doesn't he realize that you're
supposed to mellow out with age?

557
00:19:29,471 --> 00:19:31,809
And somehow, I think
he's getting even worse.

558
00:19:31,809 --> 00:19:34,347
And because my family sucks,
I'm gonna be the one

559
00:19:34,380 --> 00:19:37,320
that has to take care of him,
and I just don't...

560
00:19:37,353 --> 00:19:38,857
know if I can do that.

561
00:19:39,357 --> 00:19:42,798
I mean, who's gonna take care
of me when I get old?

562
00:19:44,301 --> 00:19:46,939
'Cause I'm all alone.

563
00:19:46,972 --> 00:19:48,442
And...

564
00:19:49,578 --> 00:19:52,450
I don't know if that's ever
gonna change.

565
00:19:54,087 --> 00:19:57,527
You are surprisingly helpful
to talk to.

566
00:19:58,897 --> 00:20:00,466
[Frank] Hey, Dad.

567
00:20:00,834 --> 00:20:02,804
[TV in the background]

568
00:20:02,804 --> 00:20:04,474
I, uh...

569
00:20:04,474 --> 00:20:06,812
can't believe I'm gonna
say this, but, uh...

570
00:20:07,815 --> 00:20:09,284
I'd like to talk to you.

571
00:20:09,317 --> 00:20:10,587
[TV volume gets louder]

572
00:20:10,620 --> 00:20:14,060
We need to try and find
a way to make this work.

573
00:20:14,093 --> 00:20:16,064
We need to yell less!

574
00:20:16,064 --> 00:20:18,102
Or maybe even...

575
00:20:18,102 --> 00:20:20,507
listen to each other.
[TV volume mutes]

576
00:20:22,477 --> 00:20:24,648
Look, I understand that

577
00:20:24,681 --> 00:20:28,556
you've been through a lot
these past few days, so...

578
00:20:30,627 --> 00:20:31,862
Here.

579
00:20:34,535 --> 00:20:39,010
It's the wrong sweater, numbnuts
I said the blue one.

580
00:20:39,043 --> 00:20:40,714
-That is blue.
-The one I like!

581
00:20:40,747 --> 00:20:43,520
Not the cheap one
you gave me for Christmas.

582
00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:45,957
Color-blind and stupid.

583
00:20:47,628 --> 00:20:48,863
[knocking]

584
00:20:51,602 --> 00:20:53,806
You can't leave him here!
I won the race!

585
00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:55,743
I have no honor.

586
00:21:00,753 --> 00:21:03,826
My wife vetoed
all my baby names.

587
00:21:03,860 --> 00:21:05,496
Huckleberry Patel.

588
00:21:05,530 --> 00:21:07,701
Would've been
a major league pitcher.

589
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:10,138
So, what have I gotta say
to get you to prescribe me

590
00:21:10,138 --> 00:21:11,374
the good stuff?

591
00:21:11,408 --> 00:21:13,145
I think I led us down
a weird path.

592
00:21:13,145 --> 00:21:14,782
I'm not actually gonna
kill anyone.

593
00:21:14,816 --> 00:21:17,386
You know, I was just asking
if you would have to report it,

594
00:21:17,420 --> 00:21:19,023
out of curiosity.

595
00:21:19,625 --> 00:21:22,396
And you do have to report it,
which is good.

596
00:21:22,396 --> 00:21:23,767
And why I asked.

597
00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:25,804
I understand that giving
a patient a letter grade

598
00:21:25,837 --> 00:21:28,509
completely misses the point
of therapy, but if you were

599
00:21:28,543 --> 00:21:31,850
to give me a score out of 100
on how good I'm doing...

600
00:21:31,883 --> 00:21:33,820
Here's a couple of areas
I don't want to unravel.

601
00:21:33,854 --> 00:21:36,424
Love life, family,
fear of mortality.

602
00:21:36,458 --> 00:21:38,963
Oh, nothing about body or food.
Let's do it.


